shep689:

shep689:

shep689:

Sometimes after I swallow, my stomach hurts.

Out-of-date food, I mean. Perverts.

Who am I kidding, cum too.

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

erickthiz:

overture-entracte-finale:

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

are we going to ignore the fact that both Rose and Daisy’s names are names of flowers..no okay..

the machinations of his work are an enigma 

hunterblake94:

#Suitandtie #gayboy #gay #fancy #dapper #cute #sexy. #stud #selfie

ktfarrand:

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Hearted from: http://preachturtl3s.tumblr.com/post/49463771791/facebook-1-on-we-heart-it

I want.

shep689:

how a slinky should really work.

seethosesparksfly:

Hurry, I need a kitten.

I’d totally do this if I wasn’t worried I’d suffocate the cute thing…

Look at my skills in class! Mines the shiny purple one!